{"id":362,"date":"2007-05-04T15:25:08","date_gmt":"2007-05-04T15:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/fp-wp\/?p=362"},"modified":"2007-05-04T15:25:08","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T15:25:08","slug":"friday-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/?p=362","title":{"rendered":"Friday Funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the Washington Post&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.washingtonpost.com\/achenblog\/2007\/05\/the_republicans_who_are_those_1.html\">Achenblog<\/a>, on last night&#8217;s Republican debate:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Let&#8217;s face it: Not only are most of these guys completely obscure, they also look exactly the same. They&#8217;re aging Caucasian men with jowls. Several of them are fighting for a starting position on the All-Jowl Team.<\/p>\n<p>Except, of course, Mitt Romney, with his perfect, comic-book jawline. He looks almost aerodynamic, like something manufactured by Boeing.<\/p>\n<p>Having one guy without jowls is what the Republican party leadership calls &#8220;diversity.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Washington Post&#8217;s Achenblog, on last night&#8217;s Republican debate: Let&#8217;s face it: Not only are most of these guys completely obscure, they also look exactly the same. They&#8217;re aging Caucasian men with jowls. Several of them are fighting for a starting position on the All-Jowl Team. Except, of course, Mitt Romney, with his perfect, comic-book jawline. He looks almost aerodynamic, like something manufactured by Boeing. Having one guy without jowls is what the Republican party leadership calls &#8220;diversity.&#8221;<\/p>\n <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/?p=362\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p13tCM-5Q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fierce.jnfr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}